[nmglug] [Fwd: SC0 torches GNU Server]

[Sam Noble]

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From: Kevin P. Karns <kkarns at linuxmail.org>
To: Sam Noble <sam.noble at comcast.net>
Subject: SC0 torches GNU Server
Date: Wed, 28 Apr 2004 14:44:34 -0600

SC0 torches GNU Server
Corporation uses mind-altering effects of popular proprietary software 
to stir user uprising leading to soaked server.
 
By Ima Wildebeast, Gnu News Service April 28, 2004   
 
The monopolistic company SC0 Corp. denied reports on Wednesday that it 
took advantage of a recently-disclosed hole in the Micros_ft Office 
software to stir up a user uprising.  Reporters in the field in Los 
Alamos have eyewitness accounts of a unit of mind-numbed firemen rushing 
to the home of Gary Sandine to put out the flames supposedly coming from 
the the Debian system running services for the New Mexico Gnu/Linux 
Users Group (NMGLUG).
 
On Tuesday, the company launched a hypnotism program using the recently 
discovered flaw in the Windows Private Communications Transport Protocol 
(PCT) vulnerability.  However, on Wednesday, teh company denied that it 
used the PCT vulnerability.

The confused firemen received reports from a citizen named Ms. B. on all 
of the Windows computers within the fire station.  The reports states 
that a computer named balrog was going up in flames.  When they arrived 
at the home and saw the flames coming from Gary's cigar they 
over-reacted and proceeded to dowse the ill-fated Debian server.

SC0 spokespersons were unavailable for comment.


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